So…. the UK has bird flu now…. infact it’s around 2hrs and 45 mins away from where I am and actually I’m not as scared as I thought I would have been!

So here’s a joke to lighten the world up

“A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting bragging about who’s the fiercest. The bear says: when I roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says: when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken says: All I have to do is cough and the whole fucking world shits itself!”


Everyone keeps asking if I’m going to stop eating chicken…. but for someone who only eats chicken and rarely red meat, the answer is NO! I adore chicken :heart:


  1. I know the whole bird flu is a serious matter, but that joke was really funny! All i have to do is cough! What the heck was the chicken doing in the jungle anyways?!! lol

  2. well you never know! The world is a crazy place!

    I’m room mates with a monster (a black cat)

    So why not be roomies with a chicken?!

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