April 2006


Sorry it’s taken me so long to write about the wedding! It was pretty fun, there were over 50 guys all dressed in kilts… now… in Scottish tradition, the guys who wear them are butt naked underneath, YES…. I mean BUTT NAKED!

At the end of the night when all the wedding photos were being taken, the guys lifted their kilts up, showing their butt cheeks to the entire hall… yes I saw 100 butt cheeks! Then… they turned around and showed their other manly bits much to my amusement lol I’ve never seen that many in my life :lmao: and frankly, I never want too! All I can say is that they all seriously need a good wax!

I ended up doing traditional Scottish dancing with the groom’s brother from Australia, Scottish dancing is hard work… seriously, you have to jump around, move your legs one way, your arms the other way, while keeping count of the dance steps in your head! Uffff give me an Arab wedding any day!

So other than seeing naked men and dancing to weird music, it was an fun evening!

The bride looked amazing in her dress, the groom was wearing a kilt which was weird as he’s Australian lol and the bridesmaids were wearing gold dresses with a black ribbon on their waist, very nice

I’ve been running around like an idiot all day! I was supposed to wake up at 9am to get things ready for this evening, but of course, I got home mega late last night from work, then ended up sleeping until 1pm :angry:

So I got into the shower, washed my hair, then spent the next hour blowdrying and straightening my hair for this evening. I then popped out at 3pm to do some errands, spoke to my mom on the phone, then got my eyebrows waxed. I got them dyed as well and they look amazing if I do say so myself! I got stopped 5 times in the street asking where I got them done lol

After getting my eyebrows done, I went to Chanel and got the makeup artist there to do my makeup…. she used Grey, Blue & White on my eyes to make them mega smokey, with nude lipgloss and red tint. It brings out my eyes even more which is funky 🙂

So now… all that is left is to put on my Red & White outfit for the wedding tonight, and my killer 4 inch red heels and dance the night away 😀

Note: It’s a guy @ work’s wedding that I’ve been invited too! It should be fun especially when the Scottish guys wear Kilts and they are butt naked underneath hahaha

So yah…. I’ll fill you in with pictures et al. tomorrow 😀

Due to my boredom at work, I decided to abuse google some more, so it came as a suprise when I came across these:

Chicago’s Exotic Coach “limosuites” company has begun advertising their new LimoJet, a limousine made from a customized personal jet whose wings have been clipped. The LimoJet accommodates 16-18 passengers, and comes standard with 30″ custom chrome wheels, 42″ plasma television, 4 additional flat screen televisions, 4,500 Watt stereo, realistic jet sounds, and disco ball. The LimoJet should be available to rent in the next few months…

I think it would be pretty funky to drive down shar3 el 7ob in a Limo Jet…. definately pimpin’!

Then I randomly came acorss an inflatable USB Drive called the “FLASH BAG”, now this one is totally weird! I mean who the hell comes up with this stuff?!

Flashbag is a USB drive that inflates relative to the amount of data it holds. It’s an interesting concept, but doesn’t seem practical in actual use…. who would wanna carry round an inflatable device?! Imaging having it full!

I don’t think I’ll be rushing out to buy one! But the Limo Jet on the other hand is hawt :hehe:

Stay tuned for more Weird & Wacky things!

So…. the UK has bird flu now…. infact it’s around 2hrs and 45 mins away from where I am and actually I’m not as scared as I thought I would have been!

So here’s a joke to lighten the world up

“A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting bragging about who’s the fiercest. The bear says: when I roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says: when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken says: All I have to do is cough and the whole fucking world shits itself!”


Everyone keeps asking if I’m going to stop eating chicken…. but for someone who only eats chicken and rarely red meat, the answer is NO! I adore chicken :heart:

Yes It’s my Birthday & yes today is April Fools Day! I wish I wasn’t born on this day, I wish my Architects mom closed wholesale nba jerseys her legs for one more day haha!

But Anyhoooo, I went onto Google- cause I’m cheap nba jerseys a google whore (in Resources the nicest way possible) and I came across the ALL NEW GOOGLE ROMANCE! So being older the naturally nosy person that I am, I clicked it… and it says….

Pin All Your Romantic Hopes on Google

When you think about it, love is just another search problem. And we’ve thought about it. A lot. Google Romance™ is our solution.

Google Romance is a place where you can post all types of romantic information and, using our Soulmate Searchâ„¢, get back search results that could, in theory, include the love of your life. Then we’ll send you both on a Man Contextual DateTM, which we’ll pay for while delivering to you relevant ads that we and our advertising partners think will help produce the dating results you’re looking for.

So I was laughing, I + knew instantly it was a joke… weirdo's but for fun I cheap jerseys took the tour

Pepare to laugh your ass off!

Happy April Fool’s Day & Happy Birthday to meeee :D

So cheap nba jerseys now I’m offically 24….. I don’t feel any different than cheap jerseys I did when I was 23.

I’m gonna pass out now, it’s been a long day…. need to wake up and do tons of things before my Birthday Party at tonight (as in Saturday Night).

Thanks betalen to everyone to who already said Happy Man Birthday! Especially to Alia for waiting until call the clock struck midnight in VTC UAE *hug*, to Jackie for being cheap jerseys the sweety that she is, to Solaiman for being uber sweet, and Rashed for the cute sms….

I wholesale jerseys have others to thank, but I’ll tell you about it later I on when my birthday seems more real :)