So there I was, sitting on the sofa channel surfing & I came across Doggy Dentures & I’m like “Why ain’t my teef as purty?! Maybe that is why I’m a bachelor & Molly the Doggy next door doesn’t want to come over to share my Spaghetti Meatballs!”
& I had an idea! Why not get some new pearly whites to boost my already flawless good looks, that way the ladies will be following me every where I go (that Lynx stuff put them off!), so I took the plunge & now I am irresistible… oui?
Toodles, Doggy Dog