Zup Ladies! I was chillaxing in the garden, getting my sun tan on, it’s hella hot here especially since I’m furry all over. Michelle keeps telling me that I’m getting my hair chopped off, can’t wait! I feel like a frikin sheep right now!

The evil humans had a BBQ 3 times in the past week and all I got was a hot dog, a little chopped up steak and a roll! Can’t a growing boy get some food?! And don’t get me started on those disgusting doggy biscuits they force me to eat! I’d rather eat my own toenails!

I can’t even get peace & quiet in MY garden because that evul doggy Fudge comes over and bounces around. He’s too big, annoying, and he should know that this is MY house, not his! But does he listen? No! He likes hearing his own barks so much! But I’m getting my own back on him mwahahah he has a barking collar on him now to help stop him barking so much, so everytime he comes near me, I bark at him, and he gets tazered mwahahhahahaha

I’m off to snooze now, I heard the evul humans saying I’m going to the V.E.T later this afternoon. They think I can’t spell but I went to doggy skool y’know!

Toodles, Doggy Dog

P.S. If any fine little female doggies wanna hit me up, just leave me a comment & I’ll read it when the evul humans are sleeping! I’m down with technology!