your a victim of a hit & run!
I had to go out and buy gifts for some ultra VIP guests who are coming to work tomorrow & I was walking back when an old drunk guy riding on a motorized wheelchair came charging at me and ran over my feet hurting my toes, then carries on driving away while getting chased by 2 security guards.
I had to sit down and check my toes were all still there & they weren’t broken… but they hurt like a bitch!
Damn asshole! They should charge him with drink driving and make him pay for a new pair of shoes!