Below was a phone conversation that took place at 11pm this evening
Brother: *ring ring*
Brother: Hey, is grandpa awake?
Me: Erm yah
Brother: Okay, just say yes or no to this question
Me: Uh Huh
Brother: Do you have money?
Brother: I want some pepsi
Me: It’s 11pm!
Brother: So! I’m thirsty
Me: Don’t you have any?
Brother: No, dad is giving me some on Sunday. So do you?
Me: Wait lemme check
*I run to my bedroom and check my wallet and find 5 pounds*
Me: Back, yah I have some
Brother: Okay I’m coming over. Bye
My grandfather was wondering who I was talking too and I say my brother A is coming over for a CD for a project, because if I say my cheap ass brother who spends his money on beer, porn, takeaway and his girlfriends wants some more money for a bottle of pepsi at 11pm in the evening, he will probably have a heart attack.
So I hide the money in my bra (it comes in handy!) and my brother arrived 20 mins later (yah he lives 20 minutes away and was coming all this way just to get pepsi money!) and I say, the CD is in my bedroom. I then put my hand down my bra and take the money out while my brother was like “put your boobs away” and I give him a blank CD so it actually looks like he came over for a CD and not my money!
Then he said Bye and flew out the door, probably to the supermarket to buy some pepsi and a porn magazine.
So beeble, that’s my brother for you…. he is VERY weird! If he was thirsty, why not drink tap water?