So…. the UK has bird flu now…. infact it’s around 2hrs and 45 mins away from where I am and actually I’m not as scared as I thought I would have been!
So here’s a joke to lighten the world up
“A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting bragging about who’s the fiercest. The bear says: when I roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says: when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken says: All I have to do is cough and the whole fucking world shits itself!”
:hehe:
Everyone keeps asking if I’m going to stop eating chicken…. but for someone who only eats chicken and rarely red meat, the answer is NO! I adore chicken :heart:
11 Comments
Sou
April 8, 2006 at 10:26 pmI know the whole bird flu is a serious matter, but that joke was really funny! All i have to do is cough! What the heck was the chicken doing in the jungle anyways?!! lol
ananyah
April 8, 2006 at 10:29 pmYah it is serious…. the chicken was probably taking a day trip to the jungle
Sou
April 8, 2006 at 10:33 pmA day trip to the jungle??? LOL! A safari perhaps! hehehe
ananyah
April 8, 2006 at 10:38 pmmaybe the chicken was in the zoo and the bear and the lion were his room mates?!
Sou
April 8, 2006 at 11:01 pmroom mates??? Ananyah, please!!! lol
ananyah
April 8, 2006 at 11:55 pmwell you never know! The world is a crazy place!
I’m room mates with a monster (a black cat)
So why not be roomies with a chicken?!
Jackie
April 8, 2006 at 11:57 pmLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
*cough*
Woops I’m not a chicken, gosh darnit!
ananyah
April 9, 2006 at 12:01 amwell that could be arranged! I’ll go visit a vodoo witch
Jackie
April 9, 2006 at 12:05 amWitch :/
I don’t like you anymore
ananyah
April 9, 2006 at 12:07 amyou know you love me, you just don’t wanna admit it
yala come give mama a hug 
Jackie
April 9, 2006 at 12:35 amNo I hate you
*me runs away crying*