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Birdy Flu

So…. the UK has bird flu now…. infact it’s around 2hrs and 45 mins away from where I am and actually I’m not as scared as I thought I would have been!

So here’s a joke to lighten the world up

“A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting bragging about who’s the fiercest. The bear says: when I roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says: when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken says: All I have to do is cough and the whole fucking world shits itself!”

:hehe:

Everyone keeps asking if I’m going to stop eating chicken…. but for someone who only eats chicken and rarely red meat, the answer is NO! I adore chicken :heart:

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11 Comments

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    Sou
    April 8, 2006 at 10:26 pm

    I know the whole bird flu is a serious matter, but that joke was really funny! All i have to do is cough! What the heck was the chicken doing in the jungle anyways?!! lol

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    ananyah
    April 8, 2006 at 10:29 pm

    Yah it is serious…. the chicken was probably taking a day trip to the jungle :P

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    Sou
    April 8, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    A day trip to the jungle??? LOL! A safari perhaps! hehehe

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    ananyah
    April 8, 2006 at 10:38 pm

    maybe the chicken was in the zoo and the bear and the lion were his room mates?!

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    Sou
    April 8, 2006 at 11:01 pm

    room mates??? Ananyah, please!!! lol

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    ananyah
    April 8, 2006 at 11:55 pm

    well you never know! The world is a crazy place!

    I’m room mates with a monster (a black cat)

    So why not be roomies with a chicken?!

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    Jackie
    April 8, 2006 at 11:57 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    *cough*

    Woops I’m not a chicken, gosh darnit!

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    ananyah
    April 9, 2006 at 12:01 am

    well that could be arranged! I’ll go visit a vodoo witch :P

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    Jackie
    April 9, 2006 at 12:05 am

    Witch :/

    I don’t like you anymore

    :(

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    ananyah
    April 9, 2006 at 12:07 am

    you know you love me, you just don’t wanna admit it :P yala come give mama a hug :P

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    Jackie
    April 9, 2006 at 12:35 am

    No I hate you :(

    *me runs away crying*

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