So…. the UK has bird flu now…. infact it’s around 2hrs and 45 mins away from where I am and actually I’m not as scared as I thought I would have been!

So here’s a joke to lighten the world up

“A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting bragging about who’s the fiercest. The bear says: when I roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says: when I roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken says: All I have to do is cough and the whole fucking world shits itself!”

:hehe:

Everyone keeps asking if I’m going to stop eating chicken…. but for someone who only eats chicken and rarely red meat, the answer is NO! I adore chicken :heart:

11 Comments

  1. I know the whole bird flu is a serious matter, but that joke was really funny! All i have to do is cough! What the heck was the chicken doing in the jungle anyways?!! lol

  2. well you never know! The world is a crazy place!

    I’m room mates with a monster (a black cat)

    So why not be roomies with a chicken?!

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